Daily Diatribe

I’ve been away for a bit, in and out of the locale but generally so tied up with economic and personal resposibilities I could represent the conservatives in Britain in a safe seat while being whacked on the botty by a titled lesbian.

Posting has been pitiful, but it’s not as if you bastards pay for it anyway, so fuck you and whatever you toddled in on.

Some semblence of order will be restored in the next few weeks.

In the meantime, I can assure you that direct relatives going in for medical procedures accompanied by the expiration of a hound that kept us company for 18 years while losing three staff members and commencing a semester of teaching is quite a lark-
I reccommend it highly.

The way things have been going lately, this is the sort of young lady I’d likely wind up getting for the bound flaggelation mentioned above.