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I Know It’s A Bit Irrelevant Now, But…..

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

. . . . Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson tells the New York Post that supporting President Clinton was “one of my greatest tactical errors in politics.”
. . . . “I don’t want to go down in history or have my son read that his father endorsed Clinton two times,”
Mr. Thompson said.
. . . . “I had no idea what a treacherous bastard he really is. I’m shocked he went so low. You’d think after grappling with Richard Nixon that you would know where the low road is, … but Clinton’s treachery is really sleazy. It’s his character defects. I think Clinton will prove to be one of the great fascists of our time.”

Bit telling that the good doctor regards Bubba as a bigger piece of shit than Nixon.

Seems the drug-addled old looney is a bit of a dab hand at photoshopping:-
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Cop This For A Moniker

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

How do you manage to get named after a dog’s arse?

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Now Sir, Have You Had Any Psychotic Episodes This Evening?

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

Nigeria has introduced roadside sanity tests to try to combat episodes such as drivers heading into onbound traffic the wrong way.

Given the results so far are about as effective as random beath-testing, maybe the powers that be should look at doing likewise here; anyone who drives in peak-hour in a major city in Australia has witnessed plagues of loonies and half-wits clogging the arteries of these cornubations- perhaps a regime of roadside Rorscharch tests could be the go.

Tell me sir, what do you see in this inkblot? Your dead Grandmother crawling up the end of your bed with a butcher knife between her teeth? Just step this way, and into the back of the rubber divvy van.

(Thanks to Bushy).

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Praise Allah? Not Likely, But Praise Bundaberg Rum

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

Thankfully a skinful of Bundaberg’s finest produce caused my invading virus to pack up and look for less hostile territory; to quote Barry MacKenzie “nothing puts the shits up Bacteria Bill like a good old gargle of piss”.

Unfortunately the resulting hangover made me too lethargic to go in and poke fun at the twenty or thirty ageing commies who would have bothered to take part in the Labor day march, but at least I didn’t have to resort to the rather extreme remedy recommended by Michael Moore in comments; I won’t be consuming my own spadge in the near future, a past-time Mike no doubt indulges in on a daily basis, no doubt washing it down with gulps of his own bathwater.

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That Leak In His Brain Must Be Getting Worse

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

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Can anyone out there explain to me what the fuck Bill Leak is on about here?

Is Amanda Vanstone a combined schoolteacher and US Military Police member, as well as being immigration and Aboriginal affairs minister?

Or is Billy-O out of his tiny mind?

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Hey, Teacher, Leave Them Kids Alone

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

Kevin Donnelley puts forward the case that public schools in Australia are run by ideologues pushing their own agenda rather than the dedicated (and underpaid) educators portrayed by the teachers union.

Anyone who has had dealings with the products of this system will tend to agree with Kevin; but whi do I nede to lern 2 spell wen I no al abowt the dreemtime and the inherent evil in the dominant paradime?

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Bugger Working, I’m Going On Sit-Down Money

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

ASIO has coughed up $4,000 of your money to the wife of ‘Gitmo detainee Mamduoh Habib for fucking up the hard drive on his computer; that’s some C drive- four big ones is more than I paid for my top of the range powerbook.

She also claims that ASIO knocked of twelve grand in cash; everyone has concentrated on the slur to the integrity of the ASIO spooks and the AFP officers involved, and ignored the obvious question- where does a welfare dependant family supposedly barely surviving on an invalid pension come to have a lazy 12 gorillas lying around their gaff? Where did it come from? Has it been declared to Centrelink? (Cash assets over $10,000 affect welfare eligibility).

Either it’s a barefaced lie to try to obtain more public money in the form of compensation fraudulently, or it is the proceeds of some nefarious activity- either criminal, or linked to his involvement in possible terrorist activities.

(Thanks to Andrew for the referral).

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Phatty’s Phanclub

May 3rd, 2004 by Habib

Looks like we’re not the only ones who think Phillip Adams is a Fat Fucknuckle:-

EVEN when Phillip Adams is monumentally wrong, he claims he’s still “more right than wrong” (The Weekend Australian Magazine, 1-2/5). Where does this man’s vanity end?

It isn’t the details he got wrong on Iraq, it’s the substance. The self-serving list of his errors (mostly someone else’s fault) miss the heart of the matter which is this: post 9/11, could such a monster as Saddam be tolerated?

The idea that lives could have been saved by not invading is an insult to the hundreds of thousands of Iraqis Saddam was slaughtering ? and that’s leaving aside the wars that would have come from other unrestrained dictatorial regimes if Hussein’s defiance had been ignored.

Even Adams admits other dictators are treading more carefully because of the US (and Australia’s) action in Iraq.

But his worst comment is this: “I was right, too, to back the UN rather than the US.”

Does Adams not read the newspapers? The UN’s oil-for-food program was entrenching Saddam’s power by funnelling all exports through the dictator and, while ignoring the medical needs of Iraqi kids, giving him huge sums to spend on buying influence from the French, Russians and Chinese. UN officials are deeply implicated in a scandal bigger than Enron.

By contrast, Bush, Howard and Blair did what was right. It is the UN that is covered in oil, but Adams is too blind to see.
Tom Minchin
Bayswater, Vic

FRANKLY, I feel Phillip Adams has lost it. The man who thinks he knew more about the Keating marriage than Annita Keating is applying the same powers of observation to the Iraq crisis.

We now know the UN oil-for-food program not only corrupted UN officials but also a number of high-ranking officials and politicians in UN member states. The irony of the UN program was that it strengthened Saddam’s position to act as an evil influence not only in the Middle East but around the world. Any criticism of the Bush administration’s Iraq policy needs to address the following:

Why did US Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld so badly underestimate the troop requirements for the campaign.

Why did the Defence and the State departments not have a realistic post-war plan in place to deal with the aftermath of the war.

I believe if the British Foreign Office had a hand in the planning, the Foreign Office’s famous Arab lobby would come up with a very different outcome.
Val Wake
Port Macquarie, NSW

GEORGE Orwell answered Phillip Adams in 1946.

“We are all capable of believing things which we know to be untrue, and then, when we are finally proved wrong, impudently twisting the facts so as to show that we were right. Intellectually, it is possible to carry on this process for an indefinite time: the only check on it is that sooner or later a false belief bumps up against solid reality, usually on a battlefield.”
Bob Davis
Yamba, NSW

IN making a list of the aspects in which he was right and wrong on the Iraq war, Phillip Adams leaves out the most fundamental of his wrongs.

Adams’s basic wrong is that he is anti-American, even if he denies it.

By anti-American, I mean anti-capitalism, anti-individualism, anti-egoism and anti-glorification of existence.

Adams stands for the exact opposite of all the elements which comprise Americanism, which means: all the elements which lead to life, liberty and happiness.

Adams couldn’t do anything more wrong than preach against the very principles man needs to live freely and prosperously.

Since he advocates collectivism, selflessness and self-sacrifice, Adams, and his kind, are the real ammunition for the terrorists.
David Lee
Croydon, Vic

Given his level of popularity with readers (and by extension, the buggers who pay for the product), how much longer is Rupert going to continue to employ this enormous embarassment?

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