Daily Diatribe

Janet Albrechtsen in the Oz reveals another State Government allowing blatant falsehoods to be absorbed as truth, and re-writing history to pander to a vocal (and over-indulged) minority.

Aren’t you glad you tax dollars go to something useful, which encourages criminal activity and the blind following of a wooly-headed agenda.
Send your thanks and gratitude to the Australia Council. (Just click on the ctc link).
Why does this idiot organisation still exist? Ask your local Federal Member.

Mr. Creosote is complaining that another Corpulent Commie doesn’t think the sun shines out his arse- maybe it does, which is why he can’t sleep at night (refer archives).

Here’s a Reading Must. I can see it flying off the shelves, just like the local memoirs of another embittered left wing harridan.
Fly off the shelves, alright- straight into the “3 hardbacks for $5″ bin, or into the remaindered carton for return to the publishers.
No doubt the sisterhood will buy it; for some reason, this harpy is a beacon to the feminazis.
The only thing that would make this readable would be if Hillary described how she found out about Bubba’s philandering by discovering lipstick on his dick, and that would only be for giggle value.
Why not read a book about a Hillary who has actually done something (besides shameless self-promotion)?
Gives me an idea- why not send Hillary C to the site of E Hillary’s success, but for a change, leave the daft cow there- she could fill in her time empowering Yetis…………………

The Bunyip reveals the penalty for accurate reporting at the house of Fairfax…………

You can buy all sorts of crap over the web, but here’s a site that will give every liberal bedwetter within cooee the screaming shits;
I highly recommend the God/Osama bumper stickers and the official seal of the Democratic Party shirt………………………

This is my kind of Beak:-
(From Appeal Transcript Were V Police 2003 SASC 116)
There is no written record on the court
file of the remarks made by the sentencing magistrate at the time when
he imposed the sentence now under appeal. However, I have had the
benefit of an affidavit from Mr Richard Coates who appeared as counsel
for the appellant in the court below. In his affidavit, Mr Coates sets
out the terms of the verbatim notes which he wrote down as the
magistrate addressed the appellant before sentencing her. His account
of the magistrate’s remarks has not been placed under challenge by Mr
Ahern. In those circumstances, I am prepared to proceed on the basis
that they are accurate. They are as follows:
“You’re a druggie and you’ll die in the gutter. That’s your choice.
Stand up in the dock with your chest in and behave like an adult. I
don’t believe in that social worker crap. You abuse your mother and
cause her pain. You can choose to be who you are. You can go to work.
Seven million of us do it whilst 14 million like you sit at home
watching Days of our Lives smoking your crack pipe and using needles
and I’m sick of you sucking us dry.
Little Johnnie taxes us with all sorts, and now with salt tax and maybe
war tax. We dicks pay for your life. It’s your choice to be a junkie
and die in the gutter. No one gives a shit, but you’re going to kill that
woman who is your mother, damn you to death.”
Mr Coates deposes to the fact that the
sentencing magistrate then proceeded to sentence the appellant on the
earlier offence committed on 20 January 2003. The sentencing magistrate
went on to say that with respect to the offence dated 30 March 2002, he
would “teach her [the appellant] a lesson and give her an incentive”,
following which he imposed the sentence now under appeal.”
(SA Appeals Court, Adelaide).
Let’s put this bloke into Parliament………………….

A report has filtered through that Comical Ali has attempted to give himself up to allied forces, but they wouldn’t take him.
Fortunately, his talents have been recognised, and he has been offered a place at El Jazeera.

Latest West Coast Report.
Buckets for Spike Lee, Ed Norton and many others.

Whoever is writing speeches for Simon Crean needs to lay off the seasick medicine: Simon now claims that John Howard created the alternative medicine recall to take people’s minds off the Medicare Review.
Labor is also proposing to block the legislation in the Senate.
Perhaps they need to appoint someone more in contact with reality………………