http://dailydiatribe.com.au The demented meanderings of the diseased mind of a misanthropic hillbilly with a heart full of hate. Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:36:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Bit hard to miss it if it's in front of a media scrum. Bloody hell, even the most completely bladdered scrubbers have straightened themselves out a bit by the day after New Years, scraped the congealed vomit and overdone mascara out of their puffy, piggy eyes and stumbled off to ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5236 Well not yet, but give it time. I hope all you retards are pleased with yourselves, you've given us the dickheads who last were responsible for double-digit inflation and mortgage rates, Sheikh el Hilali, trade union domination of enterprise and national debt in the billions. You've also given us a leader ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5235 Well I'm back from the Deep North and have fulfilled my civic duty, and now intend to get a load on to either sink into a pit of despair or shrug and say "so what?" at the result of today's pollingbooth palaver. The saying "the lesser of two evils" has never ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5234 Before you view these two brilliantly written and skillfully animated pieces from those laff-a-minute chucklemeisters at the Climate Change Coalition, make sure you're wearing brown trousers at least, as I guarantee you'll laugh so hard you'll shit yourselves:- How can the major parties hope to cope with such ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5230 I hate my parents- they provided me with care and comfort, taught me right from wrong and generally brought me up to be a marginally worthwhile citizen. If they had have been borderline psychotic substance abusers, I'd be farting through silk- get yourself rescued from a dire situation and brought up ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5229 Just when the biggest debauch on the national calender is getting under way, a pack of blue-noses, wowsers and no-fun types called the Alcohol and other Drugs Council have lauched a policy demanding that the already userous tax on turps be hiked, and scary warning labels affixed to bottles. I would've ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5228 I'm in Townsville on contract for five weeks, so I'll be covering the upcoming federal poll from up here, with some local embellishments. With three weeks gone, the election campaign in North Queensland has shifted gears- in the last week we have been blessed with the presence of the Kev and ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5227 Test http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5226 Caroline Overington reports on a Blairs Law moment, this time in the Federal Court. Lawyers for AdultShop.com will argue that the federal Government's Classification Review Board routinely applies an X-rating to sex films that would not offend a "reasonable adult". The review board is required to take "community standards" into account when ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5213 Up until now, all attention has been focused on the dangers and discomfort associated with water shortages. This, however, ignores the clear and present dangers present in environments rich in this resource. An article published in a British medical journal has found three people have died from flesh-eating bacteria after ... http://dailydiatribe.com.au/?p=5212